Dharmendar: ” Kutte! Kamine ! Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaonga”
Lalita Pawar: ” Chudeil! Kide Pade Tere …..”
Prem Chopda:” In Gori Gori Kalaiyon Ko Kaam Karne Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai”
Typical Farmer Ka Dialogue: ” Mainey Is Zameen Ko Apne Khoon Sey Seencha Hai ”
Rich Father To Son : ” Ek Phooti Kaudi Nahin Doonga ”
Doctor : ” Chowbees Ghante Tak Hosh Nahin Aiya To ….. ”
Doctor:” I’m Sorry, Hum Kuch Nahin Kar Sakey”
Doctor:” Ab Sab Oopar Waale Key Haath Mein Hai”
” Agar Maa Ka Doodh Piya Hai To Saamne Aa.”
” Zyaada Hoshiayari Karne Ki Koshish Maat Karna”
Fathers Dialogue: ” Kya Issi Din Ke Liye Tujhe Paal Pos Ke Bada Kiya Tha?”
Hero In Temple: “Bhagwan Mainey Tumse Aaj Tak Kuch Nahin Maanga…..”
Most Common:” Mai Gareeb Hoon Na , Isliye ….”
The Favoirite Emotional Blackmail: ” Tune Yeh Kiya To Tu Mere Mara Muh Dekhegi ”
The Classic : ” Thairo! Yeh Shaadi Nahin Ho Sakti !”
“Jo Sheeshe Ke Gharon Mein Rehne Hein, Woh Doosron Pe Paththar Nahin Phenkte”
Aaj Main Kitni Aazadi Mehsoos Kar Raha Hoon!
Jism Jaise Maange Karna Bhool Gaya;
Man Tadapna - Tadpaana Bhool Gaya;
Jeevan Aaj Jaise Mutthi Me Hai !
Maut Jaise Ek Khel Hai!
Lagta Hai Aaj Har Iccha Puri Ho Gayi….
Par Ab Maza Dekho, Aaj Koi Iccha Hi Nahi Rahi !
Zindagi Pighalkar Prakash Ban Gayi…..
Aur Sacchaai Mera Roop Hai !
Tan Rahe Na Rahe , Mai Rahoonga!
Aag Mein Phek Do, Main Jalunga Nahi!
Talwaar Se Vaar Karo, Main Katunga Nahi!
Tum Ahankaar Ho, Tumko Marna Hoga;
Main Aatma Hoon, Amar Hoon!
Maut Ye Khayaal Hai Jaise Jindagi Ye Khayaal Hai !
Na Sukh Hai, Na Dukh Hai
Na Deen Hai, Na Duniya
Na Insaan , Na Bhagvaan
Sirf Main Hoon, Main Hoon, Main Hoon,
Main Hoon…Main ..Sirf Main !!
“Babu Moshai, Hum Aane Waale Dukh Ko Kheench Taan Kar Is Pal Main Lee Aate Hain. Aisa Kyon?”
‘Anand Mara Nahi. Anand Marte Nahi’
“Chela Jaate Jate Guru Ko Sikhaa Gayaa”
“Babu Moshai Zindagi Aur Maut Uparwale Ke Hath Hai Jahapana, Jise Na Aap Badal Sakte Hain Na Main. Hum Sab To Rangmanch Ki Kathputliyan Hain Jiski Dor Us Upar Wale Ke Haathon Main Hai Kab, Kaun Kahan Uthega Ye Koi Nahin Janta “
Amitabh Starts:
Lo Kallo Baat. Are English To Aisi Ave Hain Ke That I Can Leave Angrez Behind
I Can Talk English, I Can Walk English, I Can Laugh English, Because English Is A Funny Language. Bhairo Becomes Barren And Barren Becomes Bhairo Because Their Minds Are Very Narrow.
In The Year 1929 When India Was Playing Australia At The Melbourne Stadium Vijay Hazare And Vijay Merchant Were At The Crease. Vijay Merchant Told Vijay Hazare. Look Vijay Hazare Sir , This Is A Very Prestigious Match And We Must Consider It Very Prestigiously. We Must Take This Into Consideration, The Consideration That This Is An Important Match And Ultimately This Consideration Must End In A Run.
In The Year 1979 When Pakistan Was Playing Against India At The Wankhede Stadium Wasim Raja And Wasim Bari Were At The Crease And They Took The Same Consideration. Wasim Raja Told Wasim Bari, Look Wasim Bari, We Must Consider This Consideration And Considering That This Is An Important Match We Must Put This Consideration Into Action And Ultimately Score A Run. And Both Of Them Considered The Consideration And Ran And Both Of Them Got Out.
Hamara Naam Soorma Bhopali Aise Hi Nahi Hai.
Ha Ha Sipahiyon- Adhe Idhar Jao, Adhe Udhar Jao, Baaqi Mere Peeche Aao.
Hamari Jail Mein Surang Banane Ka Auzaar.
Budhiya Going To Jail, Chukki Peesing And Peesing And Peesing.
Haan! James Bond Ke Potay Hain.
Tumhara Naam Kya Hai Basanti.
Chal Dhano! Aaj Teri Basanti Ki Izzhat Ka Saawal Hai.
Kitne Aadmi The ?
Jo Darr Gaya, Samjho Marr Gaya.
Basanti, In Kutton Ke Samne Mat Naachna.
Arre ‘O Samba, Kitna Inaam Rakhe Hai Sarkaar Humpar.
Tera Kya Hoga Re, Kaliya?
Hum Angrenzo Ke Zamane Ke Jailor Hain!
Lag Gaya Nishaana.
Yeh Haath Hum Ko De De, Thakur.
Bahut Yaaraana Lagta Hai.
Goli Chhe Aur Aadmi Teen, Bahit Nainsafi Hai.
Judge Announcing His Decision In Filmi Court :
“Gawahoon Key Bayaanat Aur Saboot Ko Madde Nazar Rakhtey Hue Taz-E-Raat-E-Hind, Dafaa 302 Ke Tahet , Mujrim Ko Sazaay-E-Maut Di Jaati Hai”
” Muzrim Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kiya Jaata Hai”
” Main Is Geeta Per Haath Rakhkar Yeh Saugandh Leta Hoon Ki Jo Bhi Kahoonga Sach Kahoonga, Aur Sach Ke Siva Kuch Nahin Kahoonga.”
Gracious Father Taking The Blame For His Son :
” Yeh Khoon Maine Kiya Hai, Melod!”
Ajit (Pointing To The Hero) : Ise Liquid Oxygen Mein Phenk Do..Liquid Ise
Jeene Nahin Dega Aur Oxygen Ise Marne Nahin Dega..
Ajit To A Lady: ‘Rosy Let’s Be Cozy ‘ !
Ajit To A Lady : ‘ Lilly Don’t Be Silly ‘
Ajit To Henchman And A Lady — Imagine The Sound Of Water Running In The Bath In The
Background — :
‘Michael You Take The Cycle,
Mike, Follow Him On Your Bike,
Uh, Oh - Mona Tum Nahati Raho’ !!
Ajit To Henchman : ‘Jack, Is Box Me Paanch Lakh Jaali Note
Hain, Inko Market Me Chala Do ‘
Lady ( With Half Torn Sari ) To Ajit ( With Lust Written All Over His Face) :
Lady : ‘ Bhagwan Ke Liye Mujhe Chhor Do’
Ajit : ‘ Itni Achi Cheez To Main Bhagwan Ke Liye Bhi Nahin Chhor Sakta’
Henchman (Panting And Sweating) To Ajit : ‘ Boss, Boss Sona Kahan Hai ‘ ?
Ajit : ‘ Itna Bada Maidan Para Hai, Kahin Bhi So Jao ‘
Ajit : ‘Ise Hamlet Poison De Do, To Be Se Not To Be Ho Jaayega ‘
Ajit: “…Kal Aadhi Raat Ko Theek 12 Baje, Hamara ‘Maal’ Warsova Ke
Raste, Bambayee Aayega….Michael, Tum Cycle Par Jao…Tony, Tum Pony
Par Jao….Uh! Oh! Mona Darling?..Tum Nahati Raho!….Michael, Yeh Lo
100 Ka Aadha Phata Hua Note…Theek 12 Baje Raka Ke Aadmi Apni Boat Se
Flash Light Ka Signal Denge…Aan…Aaff…Aan…Aaff…Aan…Aaff.
Michael, Tum Apni Torch Se Unhe Signal Doge….Boat Kinare Lagne Par
Tumhara Code Word Hoga “Din Mein Sitare Hein, Ham Tumhare
Hein”….Baki Log Tabtak Cabin Ke Peechhe Ki Jhadiyon Mein Rahenge…”
One Henchman: “…Par! Par! Baass! Woh To Khujali Wali Jhadiayan Hein!!…”
Ajit (With A Broad Wry Smile): “…Smaaart Baaye!!! Tony, Yeh Lo
Nixoderm Ke Tikiya!…Aadhe Log Sona Batorenge, Aur Adhe Nixoderm
Lagayenge!…”
Ajit: (To The Ever Present Baldy ‘Yes Baass’ Type Sidey, Having Determined
Hero’s Fate)
“Ise Varnish Me Daal Dho, Finish Acchi Hogi”
Ajit Is On The Phone To Seth Dharam Prashad, Played By That
Insufferable Dude, AK Hangal (Who, Just As An Aside, Needs To
Be Eliminated Along With Nirupa Roy):
Ajit: Seth Dharam Prashad, Aapki Beti Hamare Kabze Mein Hai!
Seth: Hullo, Hullo, Kaun Bol Raha Hai?
Ajit: Pyaar Se Log Mujhe Tayllipphone Kehte Hain!
(Situation: Ajit In His Den, With Henchmen Hanging Around; Some Of Them
Gambling. Ajit Fidgeting About Somewhat.)
Ajit : Taany, Is Kutte Ko Potaasium Khila Do
Tony: Lekin, Sarkar, Potaasium Se Kya Hoga ?
Ajit: Pot Isse Uuper Le Jayega, Haash Isse Aur Uuper Le Jayaega Aur Opium Isse
Khuda Ke Paas Pahuncha Dega.
Ajit Is Sitting In His Garage Thinking About A Big Maal Comming From Birmingham.
Mac : Baas Headache Ho Raha Hai.
Ajit : Head Aaek Ho Ya Do Tumhe Jaana He Padega.
Now A Days Cricket Match Is Going On Between India And West Indies.
Ajit Is A Great Fan Of The Team.He Is Listening To The Commentary.
A Short Scene In His Den.
Ajit : Peter Score Kya Hai
Peter : Baas Aapne Halath Kharab Hai.
Ajit : Kyoon Kya Hooaa.
Peter : Bass Richards Chhake Mar Raha Hai.
Ajit : Rabbert Usse Phone Lagaon.
Robert To Richard. : Richard Hamara Bass Tumse Baath Karna Chahta Hai.
Ajit : Richard Lawin Speaking.
Richard : Who Lawin.
Ajit : Tumhara Leye Itn Kaaphe Hai.Soono Tum Aabhi Kapil Ke Tesre Gend
Per Midaan Per Catch Dekar Aauut Ho Jayoge.
Richard : I Cannot Do This Wi Will Loose The Match.
Ajit : Tumhe Aisaa Karna Hi Padega ‘ Tumahari Maa Hamaare Kabze Me Hai.
Ajit Is A “Total” Smuggler King. He Is Involved In Smuggling Illegal
Aliens Into England And Then Exploiting Them By Blackmail. (No, He
Does’nt Sponsor Them :-). It Is Early Morning, And Ajit & Co. Are Bringing
In A New Boatload Of Slaves. One Brash Young Dude Comes Out From The Hold Of The Ship (Dark And Dingy One, I’ll Bet) Up To The Bridge Where
Ajit Is Supervising The Operation.
Illegal: “Sahab, Abhi To Suraj Bhi Nahin Nikla”
Ajit: “Yeh Vilayat Hai, Yahan Pe Suraj Der Se Nikalta Hai”
The Hero Has Just Landed In Ajit’s (Big) ‘Bungla’ To Remind Him Of
What Happened 20 Years Ago. And Ajit Goes,
“Aao Vijay, Baito Aur Hamaare Saath Ek Iscotch Piyo. Hum
Tumhe Kha Todi Jaayenge. Vaise Bhi Hum Vegetarian Hain!!”
THE SCENE…
Hema Malini(Basanthi) On Tonga Is Being Chased By Four Dakaits On Ghodes…
Basanthi - Chal Dhanno! Aaj Theri Basanthi Ki Izzhat Ka Saval Hai!
Dhanno - Aray Basanthi Agar Tere Peeche Char Daku Hein To Mere Peeche Bhi Char Ghode Hain. Meri Izzhat Ka Bhi Saval Hei.
