WIFE:- Suniyeji Aapka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai, Aap Use
Rokte Kyu Nahi ?
Husband :- Mein Use Kyu Roku?
Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya ?

Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab, cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge, esi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai.
 

Boy: Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi???
Girl: Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga???
 

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
 

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
 

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
 

Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?

Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---

Aur friendship day ---!!---

Ek saath padega Raman

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

Son: Papa, Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,

To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain.?

Papa: Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se nahi, Thokar Khake Ati He

Girls are like an internet virus, they enter ur life, scan ur poket , transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download their problems delete ur smiles and hang u for ever