Santa Banta Sms

Sardar : Aj Maine Apni Class Main Sub Se Pyari Larki Phansa Li..
Frnd : Wo Kaisey ?
Saradr : Class Lagi Thi ..Maine Kaghaz Ka Jahaz Bana Ke Phainka.
Jahaza Teacher Ke Pass Chala Gaya.
Us Ne Ghusey Se Pocha Yeh Kis Ne Phainka ?
Maine Us Larki Ka Naam Lay Liya
Phans Gaye Bichari

Santa To Banta- Acha Hua Tu Mil Gya,

Main Apna Purse Ghar Par He Bhul Aaya, Mujhe 1000 Rs Chahiye.
Banta- Dost Hi Dost K Kam Ata He, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar K Le Aa…

Santa, Banta & Bobby Were Going On A Motorcycle. Policeman Gives Hand To Stop.
Santa Shouted: Oye Pagal, Pehle Hi 3 Bethe Hain Tu Kahan Baithega?

Banta: Life Ko Kaun Zyada Achhaa Bana Sakti Hai, Girlfriend Ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, Honi Kisi Aur Ki Chahiye!

Teacher: Asman Me Udne Wali Chiz Ande Deti Hai, Jamin Pe Rahne Wali Bache Deti Hai. Kaun Hai Jo Asman Me Udti Hai Par Bachche Jamin Par Deti He?
Santa: Airhostess

Raat 3 Baje Santa Apni Wife Ko Jor Se Dhakka Dene Laga

Wife: Kya Hua ?
Santa : Tum Nind Ki Goli Lena Bhul Gayi !

Banta: Wife Agar Husband Ko Naukar Samjhe To Husband Ko Kya Karna Chahiye?
Santa: Zyada Kuch Nahi, Do Char Ghar Aur Pakad Lene Chahiye

Man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour
n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Banta sent sms to Santa:
Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied:
Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola:
"Menu koi farak nahin penda"
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi
100 ka bharwata hoon."