Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Bahut Romantic Ho Gai Hain

Photocopy Ki Dukan Pe Jati Hai or Bolti Hai

"Bhaiya Jaldi Jaldi

Aage Piche Se DO DO Baar Kar Do."

2 women talks:
1st: Roz subha mera Doodh wala bohat Dabata hai
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"Bel"

2nd: Mera tu Paper wala acha hai bilkul bhi nahi Dabata Nechey se hi Daal deta hai

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"Paper"

Sardarni: I am pregnant.
Sardar: Main to ENGLAND main tha.
Sardarni: Apki foto thi mere pass!
Sardar: Jhoot mat bolo photo to kamar tak hi thi.

Larki: Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hon!

Dady: Badtamiz Besharam!

Larki: Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati,

Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . .

Sardar Jii: kam wali nokrani
"SHANTI" ko bulao.

BV: kyu?

Sardar Jii: Doctor ne bola hy k
Raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao.

A BOY 2 his GIRL FRIEND : Tum Hari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hai?

GIRL : LUX...!

BOY : Ittefaq hai, Meri KAMZORI ka bhi yehi RAAZ hai...!

What is common between Move Cream and a Penis?

Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye.

"Aahhh se A-haaaa tak"..

Raat hogi to Chaand Duhaai dega,
Khuwabon main woh chehra dikhai dega,
Ye pyar zara sambhaal k rakhna,
Ek boond bhi gira to 9 maheenay baad sunai dega.

If Girl Vomits, her parents asks: kon tha wo kamina?

If boy vomits: kamine, kahan pee kar
aya hai?


MORAL: no matter who vomits,

boys r always kamina.

Girls' Hostel K Compound Me Cycling
Karte Huey Ladkiyan Bht Shor Macha Rhi Thi'n

Madam Ne Aa Kr Kaha : Shor Kam Kro Wrna
Cycle Pe "SEATS" Phir Se Lagwa Dungi.