Kal Shaam Se Tabiyat Kharab Lag Raha Tha. Tantrik Ko Dikhaya Toh Bola “Kisi Paapi Ko SMS Kar Do, Thik Ho Jaogey”. Ab Accha Mehsus Ho Raha Hai … Thank You!!

Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan
Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan
Moti Hamaar Kutte Ka Naam!

Can We Do Romance In The Evening Today?
I’m In A Good Mood
Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting
Reply Me Soon!
Urs Lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

Ba Adab Ba Mulaheza Hoshyar,
Pagalon Ke Maharaja,
Hindustani Bewaqufon K Sardar,
Noore Chashme Husne Paglistan
Sms Padh K Muskura Rahe Hain!!

Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi
Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi
Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge
Magar Wo To Bacho Ko Daraane Ke Kaam Aayi

2 Pyaaj
1 Gm Jeera
3 Kali Mirch
2 Spoon

Namak
4 Spoon Oil
1 Cup Water
Or Thoda Sa Hara Dhaniya.
Pata Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahe Hai?
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Apko Bewkuf, Vo Bhi Swad Anusar…

Thank You Yaar
Tu Ne Meri Diamond Ring Itne Andhere Me Bhi Dhoondh Ke De Di Mujhe To Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha Ki Tu Ullu Hai!

Kabhi Hosla Bhi Azzma Lena Chahiye
Bure Waqt Mein Bhi Muskurana Chahiye
Aur Jab Saat Din Bhi Naa Mite Khujli
Toh Aath Wae Din Naha Lena Chahiye.

“CONGRATS” U Have Been Awarded An M.B.A Degree

For Not Smsing Me.

MBA Means ‘Member Of Bhikari Association’

Kindly Forward It 2 All M.B.A’s.

Chand Pe Kali Ghata To Aati To Hogi,
Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Laakh Chupao Duniya Se Magar,
Akele Me Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi