Teacher: Now, Sam, Tell Me Frankly,

Do You Say Prayers Before Eating?

Sam: No Sir, I Don’t Have To,

My Mom Is A Good Cook.

Son Asks Diff Btw Confidence And Confidential
Dad Says, U Are My Son, I Am Confident.
Ur Friend Is Also My Son, That’s Confidential

Hum Apno Se Khafa Ho Nahi Sakte

Pyaar Ke Rishtey Bewafa Ho Nahi Sakte

App Hame Bhul Ke So Jao

Hum App Ko Yaad Kiye Bina So Nahi Sakte

A Drunken Man Falls From The 1st Floor!!!

People Gathered Around And Ask: Kya Hua Bhaisaab?

He Replied: Pata Nahi Main Bhi Abhi Abhi Neechay Aaya Hoon!!!

Qatil :- Koshish Karna K Umer Qaid Ho,Phansi Na Ho
Pathan Waqeel :- Tum Fikar Na Karo

Adalat K Bad

Qatil :- Kia Huwa?
Pathan Waqeel :- Buhat Muskil Se Umer Qaid Hui Adalat To Bari Kar Rahi The…

75 Year Old Lady Ne Newspaper Mein Add Diya,
Zarorat-E-Rishta?

Saat Din K Baad Ek Letter Aaya?

Amma Is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahin,
Farishtay Aatay Hain.!!

Teacher To Pathan: Qatil Kise Kehtey Hain ?
Pathan: Pata Nahi,
Teacher: Agar Tum Apne Baap Ko
Qatal Ker Do Tou Tum Kia Kehlao Gay?
Pathan: YATEEM

A Boy Told His Friend,
“Yar Aik Ladki Mujh Ko Hans K Dekh Rahi Hai”.

Friend Answered:
“Sahi Se Dekh, Hans K Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh K Hans Rahi Hai

Ek Gadha:- Yaar Mera Malik Mujhe Bahut Maarta Hai.

Dusara Gadha:- To Tu Bhag Kyu Nahi Jata.

Pehla Gadha:- Bhag To Jata Par Yahan Future Bada Bright Hai …
Malik Ki Khoobsurat Beti Jab Shararat Karti Hai To Malik Kahta Hai,
“Teri Shaadi Gadhe Se Kar Dunga…!”
Bas Isi Ummeed Me Baitha Hoon……..

Air Hostess :Sir R U Vegeterian Or Non Vegeterian.
Lalu :I Am An Indian .
Air Hostess:No Sir Kya Aap Shakahari Hai Ya Masahari
Lalu: No I Am Bihari.