A student was asked 2 write the traffic rules near the college campus…

He Wrote!!! “Drive Carefully! Don’t Kill The Students… Wait For The Teachers!!!”

Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher.

Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga.

Sweetest Proposal By KG Class Boy
Boy: Kya Tu Mjhse Shadi Kalegi?
Gal: Nai
Boy:Kalle Na Plz
Gal: Nai Mai Nai Kalungi
Boy: Kalle Na Didi Plzzzz

TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

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